Ahh, the comments of instagram reels. Basiclly, everything thats on instagram reels is a victim of the people who make those comments. Every comment usually is either racist, abelist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, or something along the lines of that.
by hellooouuu February 9, 2024

A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.
*Filthy comment you missed*
A couple of seconds later...
"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."
A couple of seconds later...
"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."
by People upset me. November 6, 2015

Hym "YOU KNOW and I KNOW... That I would not read a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT if you could comment on this. NOT A SINGLE ONE, EVER! I would leave them on just to make you feel better. Just being you idiots all need to FEEL IMPORTANT but I would never actually taint my own psyche by filling my head with inferior thoughts by reading your comments. You want to comment on some shit go to YouTube. Where are you right now, bitch? Is this YouTube? No! You're not ON YouTube right now. And do you know WHY you're not on YouTube right now? BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUTUBE MOTHERFUCKER!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

When someone belittles someone else for talking. Not when someone is occupied, not when the other person is being loud or obnoxious, but just shaming them for plain old talking.
Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.
Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.
Person #1: *talks continuously*
Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.
Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!
Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.
Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!
by Cmt145 July 12, 2024

Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
by vodkvh July 21, 2019

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.
If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"
"That's Instagram Comments for you."
"That's Instagram Comments for you."
by flz_5848 October 17, 2024

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this
For Example
Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant
- silence
Felix - Holy Lochie Comment
or
Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant
- silence
Felix - Holy Lochie Comment
or
Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025
