butt fleas

a constant irritation or itching in the ass.

The butt fleas are feasting! Maybe I didn't wipe good enough...

by MinPin76 May 1, 2012

butt thunder

a colossal rumbleing that explodes out of your ass, something that shakes the cheeks.

After a heavy night of drinking the walls were shaking with my angry butt thunder.

by Jon Chris Ashly June 11, 2006

Butt Mitzvah

A colonoscopy

I'm over 50 now and my doctor is after me to have my Butt Mitzvah.

by DimeDropped November 21, 2010

Gutter butt

A big nasty, most likely a desperate tramp. Most usually found in government housing projects. Also found at most clinics

Dude 1: AYYY YOOO, you remember that girl i met in the nati last night?

Dude 2: FO SHO mayne, that trick was such a gutter butt!

by IZZZZY_ July 1, 2008

mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

by toast455 July 5, 2005

Butt Crumb

A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.

Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf?
A: He's a nobody

by nevergetscranked July 9, 2009

Butt Nigger

An extremly annoying person. See also Butt Munch. Not to be used in a raceist fassion..

Get away from me you stupid butt nigger.

Tom, your such a butt nigger.

by Joe DeL. December 25, 2006