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Butt Keeps 

-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.

Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.
Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...

Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.
Butt Keeps by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009
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butt tweet 

When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.
ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P SWsmith: [Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!
butt tweet by mrmindllock February 15, 2010
Related Words

butt lemmings 

The balls of lint that collect in the crack of one's ass.
When he bent over to pick up his putt, I could see the butt lemmings on him.

Butt Helmet 

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.
Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.
Butt Helmet by babyakry January 12, 2011

Butt Yard 

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.
Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!
Butt Yard by Mutants June 24, 2011

Butt Chustle 

To assault or harass someone's anus in a playful manner.
I am TOTALLY going to chustle your butt, Colin.

I love to Butt Chustle
Butt Chustle by Lissandra May 4, 2013

Butt drape

An oversized sweater worn to conceal a woman's rather large derrière.
Damn, Steve's chick is rockin' the butt drape tonight! She ain't foolin' nobody., though. You can see that fat ass from a mile away!
Butt drape by Bigjimelrod November 26, 2014