naked bear

A fat hairy gay man with a large dick.

Man your stepdad is a naked bear-allison

Ya my mom tells me that all the time-alison

by Nakedbearotter April 18, 2017

hot naked

Attractive and butt naked. A perfect mix.

Alyssia's hot naked.

by fub9wry7tqiwrar3wr3 May 10, 2022

naked phobia

The fear of being naked

example 1. hey man, i just went to the doctor and i found out that i have naked phobia

example 2 . mommy, please don't take my clothes off, i'm scared

by killyourcellf December 30, 2016

Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!

"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o

by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011

Nake Snake

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.

Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.

by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018

get naked

To remove all your articles of clothing so you are left standing in your birthday suit.

Yesterday it was Alex's first time trying mushrooms, he was messed up and thought it would be funny to get naked.

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

naked man

A really annoying person who is constantly naked and needs to cover up that tiny naked cock. Usually refers to himself in the thrid person in names such as "stuta" or simply "the stu". DIE STUTA!

Guy 1: Hey isn't that Pat Hadican over there?
Guy 2: Yeah it is, f-in naked man, he sucks.
Hadican(naked man): Hey guys STUTA *while doing retarded arm motions* is in the house!!
Guy 1 & 2: NO, BOOO STUTA!!!

by Iceman March 4, 2004