nip it in the bud 

Quite possibly the 5 wisest words¹ ever spoken on TV.

¹ Spoken by Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show, circa 1960's.

Barney Fife: "Nip it in the bud! You got to nip it in the bud! ... Nip it! You go read any book you want on the subject of child discipline, and you'll find that every one of 'em is in favor of bud-nippin'... Only one way to take care of it."

Andy Taylor: "Nip it."

Fife: "In the bud."

nip it in the bud by TheNcredibleEgg October 22, 2006

this bud's for you

A trademarked slogan from Budweiser which was once used in a successful advertising campaign. Now used by stoners...

At a funeral...

"This bud's for you mike." And then he smoked a bowl.

Your dealer shows up at your house...

"Sup man, this bud's for you!"

this bud's for you by cr0ps February 11, 2009

Bone-bud 

Not to be confused with the literal and anatomical definition of 'bone'.

The term stems from the use of 'bone' as synonymous to the action of 'hooking-up' or 'having sex'. Thus a 'bone-bud' is someone you are currently hooking-up with, and is a term synonymous to a 'friend with benefits'.

Hey, did you hear about those two? Since that party last weekend, they're now bone-buds.

Bone-bud by mmm_k June 14, 2017

love bud 

slang word for clitoris

suck my love bud

love bud by Marlies Wilson February 22, 2004

k-town bud 

Some dank ass Kansas City weed. That will get you oh so high.

Dude you got that K-Town Bud???

k-town bud by dan the shit November 27, 2007

Lord Bud 

The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.

Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?

Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.

Lord Bud by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022

Red Bud 

Contrary to popular belief this is not a type of drug. It is a small city located in southern Illinois, approximately 45 minutes south of St. Louis, Missouri.

It is a rural community with an extensive background in agriculture and hunting. Most of the inhabitants are of Germanic or French descent.

Despite having a few thriving businesses that compete in the global market, Red Bud really isn't known for anything other than drunken high schoolers who party every weekend. Thus it's oh so popular nickname with the younger crowd, "Dead Bud." It is also often shorten simply to "The Bud."

While in college I met this redneck from Red Bud.

You meet those chicks at the party last night, they be Red Bud girls.

Red Bud by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009