HONEY BRATCHER

An I.T. person <normally a male> who will fix your computer or computer problems while not giving a shit. He/she might eat your food, go through your desk drawers, steal your change, etc.

Rustin: "My computer works better than ever but all of my change is gone, there are crumbs all over my desk, and the dirty picture of my wife is gone from my desk drawers."

Boss: "Sounds like the work of a Honey Bratcher."

by The one-man gang bang March 22, 2012

branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people

hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc

by evil hell squirl June 23, 2010

Biatchalism

1. A disease from which one suffers from. It cannot be cured and never goes away. It causes irritability and may cause sudden outbursts of stupidity (obscene words). Usually found in the female gender but also affects males. These people are usually referred to as a Biatch. Show's Biatch symptoms regularly no matter who they're socializing with. One who suffers from this disease is truly a Biatch inside and out.

Man1: Yo, that chick last night was a total Biatch!
Man2: No man, she's always that way. She suffers from Biatchalism.

by CheddarLemmonade July 15, 2014

biatch

another word for bitch but in a nicer way to say it.

dang that girl is a biatch.!

by amanda March 4, 2004

biatchz0r

biatchz0r - The ultimate level of the word biatch. The word biatch in itself is enough to shut up any n00b, but biatchz0r shuts him up for good. May be used in various situations, such as: anger, sarcasm, nubness etc.

"omfg shaddap j00 biatchz0r"
"stfu biatchz0r"

by 3d-n00b January 3, 2004

West Long Branch

AKA white long branch, or WLB. scummy town in NJ and has no benifits. the people here suck.

"can we go to West Long Branch?"
"NO! that place sucks."

by MBer October 11, 2008

awkward branch

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

by Kellee April 3, 2007