Brad Jorgenson

Brad Jorgenson is a true lewandowshi eater and lover. He likes his women big and extra thick just like lewandowski.

Brad Jorgenson : To Brad sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.

by foreign hoez November 30, 2017

Bradenton blue

A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive

“Man, it’s hot as Africa..I could swim in a pitcher of Bradenton Blue.”

by Lickerguy January 28, 2018

bradbury dillema

The inability to escape work that is boring because you happen to be the best at it.

Brent's bradbury dillema was to either write all the deployment scripts himself, or have someone else fuck them up.

by rejamison September 21, 2018

brad the fat man

this is a fat man who has at least twelve layers of fat don't tell him but his feet are the size of an elephants hoof the fat twatty when bard the fat man enters a car he goes "I'm in my mums car brumm snap" the only reason the car breaks because he is so fat another fact about fat man brad is he is extremely scared of dogs the fat fuckckckckck

oh look the brad the fat man if running from another dog because the dog wants to bit his p1 pecker off

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Brad bacon

Brad bacon is one of a kind if you have a “brad” in your life marry him ! No regrets . Brad is one of a kind , he’s flirty, cute, sometimes selfish, but very sweet. Brad can be a very jealous man but it only shows how much he cares , He’s very kinky in bed and unusually only falls in love with a “Paola Salas zunigger

Brad bacon, loves Paola

by Selenewuzhere78 December 9, 2018

Brad server

Brad server is a server were most ppl talk and stuff,
people there are ogs and only the best of the best make it out alive
he has had multiple servers too
white knight hub being one of them

person: have you joined brad server?
Brad: I am brad

by Xodiest January 27, 2019

braden moment

a Braden moment is when you are being retarded.

Guy 1: Where's france!

Guy 2: Africa

Guy 1: what a braden moment

by N"AO{ifb zm,af October 16, 2019