Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.

This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022

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Dead bored

bored till like a dead person.

Alissa : heyy girl, hows yesterday?
Me : dead bored.

by Beandots January 29, 2009

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break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

Song by Ariana Grande from her Album "Thank U, Next"

You need to listen to the song first
"Have you heard break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored? It's lit!"

by 3 AM FEELS February 9, 2019

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Bobbed

Being brought up to a northern maine camp or shanty by a senior citizen who makes you his sex slave and or to be sodomized by his 12 inch black dildo

Bill- "I just got back from my fishing trip"
Me- "Good. How was it?"
Bill- "We didn't catch too much but at least I only got bobbed once"

by BOBbED August 15, 2011

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Pejorative nickname for the town of Rodeo, Contra Costa County, California. Probably best known for being hometown to Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. Obviously derived from the fact that it is a very boring suburb, where there isn't much to do other than fuck, smoke weed, and do meth.

"She's hella tight dude...."

"Yeah, but she's from Boredeo."

"Weak!"

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

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