A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.
Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!
Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!
Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.
Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!
Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!
Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.
Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!
by Mashwans May 27, 2010
Get the Blessed mug.Term used to describe frustration or discontent. Similar to saying "Christ!!!", "Shit", or "Dow!!!".
by Angela Buchan January 18, 2007
Get the blessed android mug.To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.
"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
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If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.
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If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.
by Nicholas D July 29, 2021
Get the get blessed mug.The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.
Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 29, 2020
Get the Covid-19 Is a Blessing mug.*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.
*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me
"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
-me
"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
by Dave July 6, 2004
Get the God Bless America mug.A discrete way to say you are going to kill someone or smoke weed also used by rudeboys when saying goodbye
Ex1, How many people you bless is how you measure your success
Ex2, yo we about to roll up and bless this shit
Ex3, I gone get goin den aight me bredren bless
Ex2, yo we about to roll up and bless this shit
Ex3, I gone get goin den aight me bredren bless
by gdizzlex May 5, 2011
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Blessing up is when you mentally prepare yourself for an event that is considered nerve racking or comical.
Blessing up is when you mentally prepare yourself for an event that is considered nerve racking or comical.
by DaRkLYr January 14, 2017
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