Bleach Syndrome

When all you do is watch bleach, the gayest show in the world. You sit on your computer like eric cartman and be fat and eat cheesy poofs. Dumb Bleach.

Tyler Eichelberger likes to sit at home with the bleach syndrome.

by Runningfever09 January 14, 2008

Beeracorn

When someone is sleeping with their shoes on you tape beer cans end to end and then duck tape it to their forehead. Creating the mythic "beeracorn."

Mike was sleeping with his shoes on again, so we made him into a beeracorn.

by BARNPARTIES January 18, 2009

beeraucrat

Someone who takes control of the alcohol supply at a party in order to gain popularity, or in order to save the best beers and cocktails for himself and his friends.

This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.

Who did that a**hole think he was, blocking the fridge so only he could hand the beer out? There was Mirror Pond in there and he gave me a @#$% Natural Ice!

Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.

by iconoguy July 9, 2010

Beeracle

A miraculous outcome acheived after performing an act while drunk on beer that you would not have performed sober

Thom, a seasoned Hacklete, was pushed down the stairs by his arch nemesis Sally after 14 tins of Tenants (Thom is from Glasgow). In his drunken state he descended the 32.5 steps like a rag doll. It was a beeracle he didn't break a bone.

by Vegan McFlurry November 13, 2014

bleached hair

A chemical used to lighten or whiten hair .

" bleached hair hey Becky I love that hair color did you bleach your hair "

by DeeAshantï June 20, 2017

bleached

a girl of colour (especially asian) who loves bwc and only goes for white men. she loves big white superior alpha male manly cock and thoroughly enjoys getting fucked by white men while her asian boyfriend watches in disbelief. most of the time a "bleached" asian girl will only breed white babies to have beautiful mixed children.

did you here that lily chi got bleached by michael? i found out she only goes for big white cock now... crazy

by iLikebTags June 1, 2022

bleached

when an asian girl has sex with a white king and continues to do so after that - she has been bleached. it's common that a lot of asian women will cheat on or let their pathetic asian boyfriends know that they're getting fucked by big white superior alpha male manly cock.

hey did you hear about lily chi? she got bleached by matthias. guess you can safely say she's gonna only get pounded by big white cock from now on.

by iLikebTags June 2, 2022