After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.
Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.
Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”
Someone against beer or alcohol consumption. Even if it is for ones own good, can be referred to a beeracrat.
I asked my friend to "pass me another beer" and he said "you have had enough". So I asked him "do you worked for the beeracrats or something, pass me a damn beer!!
At a party, the beeratorium is the place where you want to be. Usually centered around a keg if available. The beeratorium is where the life of the party is at and everyone generally goes to get frisky and supertrashed.
A bearicorn is a mammal that is a cross-breed between a bear and a unicorn. It usually consists of a large Grizzly Bear with a horn sprouting in between its eyes. A bearicorn is very vicious and will attack upon sight. The term was coined by Rooster Teeth productions during a gameplay walkthrough of the Rockstar game Red Dead Redemption when the host of the video threw an axe at the bear's face and called it a bearicorn.
A bearicorn with two horns (very rare sighting) is called a double bearicorn and is usually about ten times more vicious than a regular bearicorn. Do not dare to harass a double bearicorn. Although they look harmless, they will kill upon sight faster and quicker than a regular bearicorn. The only way to kill one is with a buffalo rifle to the face.
Ex:
Josh: That's a funny looking bear!
Mike: That's a bearicorn! Get away from it!
Josh: Don't be a wimp! Go touch it!
(Mike gets mauled by bearicorn as Josh runs away screaming like Justin Bieber)
The bearicorn is a legendary creature that has been described as a bear with a single large, pointed, horn projecting from its forehead. It's a word play for mix of unicorn and bear. It was used by several games and movies.
- Is that a bear?
- Nope.
- A unicorn?
- Nope. It's a bearicorn.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.