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Beeracorn

When someone is sleeping with their shoes on you tape beer cans end to end and then duck tape it to their forehead. Creating the mythic "beeracorn."
Mike was sleeping with his shoes on again, so we made him into a beeracorn.
by BARNPARTIES January 18, 2009
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Beerconfused

A slightly more "siviliced" synonym of the word "drunk".
Dude: "Oh shit... i'm so beerconfused right now..!"
by Ludes October 20, 2010
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Beercontinence

Humiliatingly soiling yourself as a direct consequence of alcohol-consumption.
After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.

Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.

Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”
by Lancaster's Second Finest January 20, 2023
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beeracrats

Someone against beer or alcohol consumption. Even if it is for ones own good, can be referred to a beeracrat.
I asked my friend to "pass me another beer" and he said "you have had enough". So I asked him "do you worked for the beeracrats or something, pass me a damn beer!!
by The dyer June 14, 2013
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Beeratorium

At a party, the beeratorium is the place where you want to be. Usually centered around a keg if available. The beeratorium is where the life of the party is at and everyone generally goes to get frisky and super trashed.
"Kevin! You're needed at the BEERATORIUM!"
by Sassy Steve July 25, 2011
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Bearicorn

A bearicorn is a mammal that is a cross-breed between a bear and a unicorn. It usually consists of a large Grizzly Bear with a horn sprouting in between its eyes. A bearicorn is very vicious and will attack upon sight. The term was coined by Rooster Teeth productions during a gameplay walkthrough of the Rockstar game Red Dead Redemption when the host of the video threw an axe at the bear's face and called it a bearicorn.

A bearicorn with two horns (very rare sighting) is called a double bearicorn and is usually about ten times more vicious than a regular bearicorn. Do not dare to harass a double bearicorn. Although they look harmless, they will kill upon sight faster and quicker than a regular bearicorn. The only way to kill one is with a buffalo rifle to the face.
Ex:

Josh: That's a funny looking bear!
Mike: That's a bearicorn! Get away from it!
Josh: Don't be a wimp! Go touch it!
(Mike gets mauled by bearicorn as Josh runs away screaming like Justin Bieber)
by viciousburrito9 November 26, 2010
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bearicorn

The bearicorn is a legendary creature that has been described as a bear with a single large, pointed, horn projecting from its forehead. It's a word play for mix of unicorn and bear. It was used by several games and movies.
- Is that a bear?
- Nope.
- A unicorn?
- Nope. It's a bearicorn.
by JoeMJoe February 9, 2021
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