skeet blaster

when you skeet in multiple directions very quickly for 5 seconds at the most

i skeet blaster the wall to form a picture of your mom

by terror of death January 10, 2008

thumb blasted

When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.

Sam thumb blasted his girlfriend last night.

by Judgementday16 November 29, 2017

basterdyness

adj. basterdyness: a man of who is expressing a great deal of basterd. see basterd

guy 1: That man is of unusual basterdyness

guy 2: word

by Pitbull3291 August 6, 2006

Blastered

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe

Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!

by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019

sinus blaster

The resultant cleaning of one's sinuses after an explosive sneeze with your mouth closed

"Wow, George, did you just fart out of your nose?"

"Nope. That was just another sinus blaster."

by emmaruby March 21, 2008

Douche Blaster

A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.

"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"

by Bradley the third December 2, 2009

popo blaster

the act of swiftly kicking a man in the scrotum from behind when he is unaware

I gave Steve a popo blaster yesterday. He is in a lot of pain today.

by brucewillislova August 20, 2011