Blanche

The word "Blanche" means to cringe to the point of involuntary physical reaction. It is the extreme end of cringing. For example, you might say "I Blanched when I saw the TLC's first kiss video" The word "Blanche" can also be used as a verb to describe the act of causing someone to have this ungodly reaction. For example, you might say "His terrible jokes always make me Blanche" Overall, the word "Blanche" is a strong and vivid way to describe a negative involuntary traumatic emotional reaction.

Brie: "OMG did you see the tiktok Jordan posted about her crush on Joe Biden??"
Nebaiot: "YOO yea i saw that and blanched so hard i peed my pants!"
Brie: "WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SMELL IS????"
Nebaiot: "Ruh Roh!" *Jim face to camera*

by Nebaiot December 11, 2022

Blancheta

A hair ironing product in Latin-speaking countries

“Nene, agarre la blancheta por mi”

by Contribuir January 22, 2023

Blanc-in’ it

When you’re achieving on such a high-level that you’ve achieved turning water into wine; long form is “Sauvignon blanc-in’ it.”

Did you see Ross’s email reply? Man, he’s really blanc-in’ it out of the park lately!

by Pierre Blanc August 31, 2023

Blanche

An annoying dumb b*tch.

Blanche's forehead is big.

by XX-swagderp May 15, 2023

Blanchard

Little pansy who's going bald and will always remain in the shadows of dispair

Be a man, not a blanchard

by C.RealKiller June 16, 2023

Blanched

A slang term used in electoral politics when an incumbent officeholder loses their seat by a large margin. The word is named after Blanche Lincoln, a Former United States Senator from Arkansas who served two terms before losing re-election by a 21-point-margin in 2010.

"Did you see the election results in the Alabama Senate Race last night?"

"Yeah dude, Senator Doug Jones got absolutely Blanched! He didn't even get 40 percent of the vote!"

by LyndonBainesJohnson June 28, 2023

Blanchin

Stopping a stressful situation and relaxing, for example, you're getting cooked in a fight in Fortnite but you lock in and clutch it up, you are performing the act of "blanchin" afterwards
if somebody was cooking you, but you clutched up, then you're Blanchin afterwards by relaxing after the intense situation, sometimes lavishly

"Bro im straight blanchin after that school year, I thought I was cooked but i somehow managed to clutch up"

"dawg I might be cooked his whole team is on me im hiding but i think their gonna find me, bro they didnt find me XD im straight blanchin"

"I thought i was cooked in that race when they passed me up and took first but i managed to clutch up and now im straight blanchin at the afterparty from my clutch up"

by I_Did_Fine August 5, 2024