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Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.
A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.
by theSinWack June 9, 2023
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Birthday Gift

When it comes to birthdays, finding the perfect gift can sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack.

But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
we often forget that experiences and memories can be far more valuable than any physical item. Instead of stressing over what to buy,

why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or

tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,

there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.

These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as

they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.

It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.

So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but

rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
by Aryanthakur August 10, 2023
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plastic birthday

celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday
"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"

"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010
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Happy Birthday Ignore

When using a social network, choosing not to click the "Say Happy Birthday" link when it is one of your hundreds of friends' birthday.
Sally looked into the top right corner her facebook page and noticed her it was retired third grade home ec teacher's birthday. Having Not seen the lady for 23 years, she pulled a Happy Birthday Ignore by not clicking the "Say Happy Birthday" link.
by JacktheBrusselSprout August 1, 2011
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Happy birthday

Something the litty kitty squad says to wish people a good birthday when sometimes it’s not their birthday
Riley: happy birthday J.R.
J.R.: Thanks Riley you too
by Litty kitty squads November 11, 2018
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coal birthday

A coal birthday is when the first two numbers of your birthday is the age your turning.
“i was born in 2000” your coal birthday was in 2020!
by 🥎🔛🔝 February 27, 2023
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