Political Biology

A new branch of science which focuses on behavior or politicians among living organisms.it always adresses politicians as a single biological unit.

Everything is happeneing in european union parliament can not be understood without studing of the political biology.

by TourageKnight February 27, 2025

a-level biology server

People called joe/steve set up tinpot dictatorships

Are you part of the a-level biology server
You mean appeasing our glorious leader steve

by LKMNPO December 8, 2019

Republic of Bicolandia

Bicol Region, a region in the Philippines where Filipino progressive activists want to live and create because of the disgraceful landslide victory of the controversial son of the late dictator in the 2022 National Elections (COMELEC).

Foreigner: Where are you from?
Filipino: I'm from the Republic of Bicolandia
Foreigner: So you're from the Philippines?

Filipino: Yes, but actually, no.
Foreigner: So you really hate him that much?
Filipino: Pretty much.

by Mateo Martir May 12, 2022

I'm not a biologist

Not a good answer apparently

Hym "So 'I'm not a biologist' is not a good answer... But you're willing to give her the right not to answer... But where they go too far is celebrating her for her position... But 'I don't like the question. That's a private matter.' is a GOOD answer.... And people DON'T go too far in celebrating you as a prophet... For transposing your unified philosophical ethic onto the bible... In what could be considered an 'anti-christian' bastardization of the text... How are you NOT a hypocrite and a charlatan? How is that monologue not the most egregious thing you could have done in the context of your own fame? The prophet who doesn't believe in God everybody. 👏👏👏👏👏 That is something! Damn! It's glaring. The hypocrisy is glaring. You're her. You're doing the exact same thing. If she's bad, you're also bad. You're both doing the same thing."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Spacetime-Probability Biology

The study of life as a five-dimensional phenomenon, where organisms exist not just as physical entities in spacetime but as probability distributions across all possible genetic, developmental, and evolutionary branches. This explains why identical twins can have different personalities (they occupy different probability coordinates), why some people are lucky in love and others aren't (they're just in branches where the probability of romance is higher), and why your houseplant is thriving despite your complete neglect (you're in the branch where it's secretly immortal, while in other branches, it died months ago and you're a terrible plant parent).

Example: "He applied spacetime-probability biology to his cat's behavior. 'In this branch,' he explained, 'she's knocking things off tables. But in an adjacent probability branch, she's a perfect angel who never does that. I'm just stuck in the chaotic branch.' The cat, uninterested in five-dimensional excuses, continued knocking things off tables."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

N-Dimensional Biology

The study of life as it might evolve in N-dimensional environments, where organisms have access to sensory and locomotory capabilities that would seem godlike to us 3D creatures. A 4D creature could see inside your body without cutting you open, reach into a safe without opening the door, and never lose its keys because it could just retrieve them from the dimension where they fell. N-dimensional biology also explains why we haven't found aliens: they're living in dimensions we can't perceive, possibly watching us and finding our 3D existence adorable, like flatworms with delusions of grandeur.

Example: "He speculated about N-dimensional biology at a party, suggesting that higher-dimensional beings might be all around us, invisible and incomprehensible. A guest asked if they used the bathroom. He said that in N dimensions, waste disposal was probably elegant and non-smelly. The guest said that sounded fake, which, in a way, it was."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Theory of Biological Elasticity

A framework proposing that biological systems—from molecules to ecosystems—exhibit elastic properties: they can stretch, adapt, and recover within limits, and these elastic limits define health, evolution, and resilience. Biological Elasticity suggests that organisms aren't rigid machines but stretchy systems that respond to stress, learn from experience, and return to baseline when possible. Disease occurs when elasticity is exceeded; death when the system snaps. Evolution favors elastic strategies—systems that can stretch without breaking. The theory applies from protein folding (elastic conformations) to ecosystems (elastic responses to disturbance) to consciousness (elastic identity).

Theory of Biological Elasticity "The ecosystem should have collapsed after the fire, but Biological Elasticity theory predicted it would stretch—species adapted, relationships reformed, and within years it was back, different but functional. Life isn't brittle; it's elastic. The question isn't whether you'll be stressed; it's whether you'll snap or stretch."

by Nammugal March 4, 2026