badger face

a person with a face of a badger or a person who looks a bit like a badger. this person should always be called badger face.
a person who trys to hide his face with a top hat must have a badger face.

"woah dude, check out that badger face"
"woah, i know. his face is totaly like a badgers"
"badger face badger face HA!"
"put on your top hat badger face"

by kirk lizard 1 December 30, 2008

before-bedder

When someone who still lives with their parents has a marijuana session before going to bed. To pull off a successful before-bedder, one needs a Bounce-blower in order to cover the incriminating scent. It is recommended that the person performing the before-bedder go under their covers (with their pipe or bong, etc., as it is not as effictient with a joint), and after taking a rip, cover the bowl with their hand and then breathe through their Bounce-blower and into a shirt (the shirt is used to absorb the scent). Afterward, it is wise to watch TV (if you have one in your room); watch a comedy show, or movie, if you have the means.

Alex was too scared to have a before-bedder until Joe told him that he had had one in his parents' bedroom after they had gone to sleep.

by Zoomster April 23, 2006

double dipping ass badger

noun-someone who double dips a badger in the ass, the ultimate in douche-baggery, faggotry, and ass-hattery. They are so vial, not only are they double dipping, they're double dipping something that bites back.

That kid made up a nickname for himself, he calls himself LD? It means long dong? What a double dipping ass badger

by kosher crew August 22, 2010

Badger Ham

An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.

Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!

by Delalune March 18, 2011

Roth-berger

To win a championship or gain recognition as a liability to the effort rather than an important contributor.

Eli Manning Roth-bergered a win in Super Bowl XLII . The Giants D-fense was so good there was nothing he could do to make them lose.

by Smooth Criminal09 July 19, 2009

Aqua Badger

An Aqua Badger is born when someone takes a shit in water they are swimming in. Only in the outdoors though. swimming pools dont count. This practice is commonly used when beach or bush camping and there are no amenities.

Dont go for a swim for at least 5 minutes, dont want to bump into an Aqua badger

by newsteam January 3, 2010

Lauren Berger

A basking ridge female with a huge brain and a great common sense. Smartest person you will ever meet and funniest. To be called a lauren berger is like being called god! one of the best compliments to receive unlike being called a simonne.

Dude you got an A+! You must be a Lauren Berger!!

by johnbeevo May 7, 2011