gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 25, 2018

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Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg April 05, 2016

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Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg April 05, 2016

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Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.

“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”

by Icommidtie8756 November 28, 2023

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When you have sex with your girl and she starts her Pright after.

"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!

by CATALYST O.S. June 08, 2023

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Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 03, 2021

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