basically the trash can where all of the gays, red necks from Frednecksbrug, the ghetto wannabes, thots, and those who think they all that cuz they have Jordan's or wear boots and khakis...
Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?
The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out
The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.
The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games
So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?
The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out
The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.
The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games
So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
by ThotPatrol669 April 16, 2019
Get the stafford senior high schoolmug. A school in Saint Paul, Minnesota where fake asian gangsters who pretend to be drug addicts. They get their asses whooped in all sports, especially football. The entire school is filled with dopeheads.
by sorrymomimonurbandictionary November 8, 2019
Get the Harding Senior Highmug. by Duma$$ Bi$h October 17, 2019
Get the Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Seniormug. by FATBOIJaY March 30, 2022
Get the American senior highschoolmug. An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015
Get the Senior Fund Accountantmug. The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020
Get the Senioritismug. by CheezePizzaa May 16, 2023
Get the Super Seniormug.