Charlotte Batelic

Charlotte Batelic is someone who is very reliable during a field hockey game. She is an extraordinary offender! You can always count on her to be 6 feet in front of the goal with the ball and fall down or hit it out of bounds! Everyone who knows Charlotte loves her, not only for her exceptional skills in field hockey but for her charming laugh and comforting nature.

Who's that girl who keeps face-planting when no one's around her?

Oh, that's just Charlotte Batelic

by fartingonyourpillowatnight December 7, 2022

Zac Barlow

Great lad. Brentford home + away. HOWEVER, he's typically caught misbehaving around 'Hinchley wood' and has been caught 'with his trousers down' in a place of liturgical worship. He's known for scoring own goals both in Sunday league and on a night out.

'Zac B' can be used as a adjective to describe someone who loves the old soccer AM but is a top lad who will always host if you black mail him enough.

I love Zac.

Did you see that herbivore he got with last night?, he's done a proper Zac Barlow.

by Hippo0123 April 20, 2023

Gaz Barlic Bread

A strange portmanteau of ‘Garlic Bread’ and the singer/ songwriter from the 90’s boyband Take That: Gary Barlow

Have you hear that Paddington new song? It’s written and sung by Gaz Barlic bread

by Momogoslow August 31, 2023

Maya Barlow

a fuggo who no one likes and no one wants to be near, usually blonde and pale, or black, no in between. if you meet a maya barlow.. run. usually a cow who eats fresh cock for breakfast.

Hey look it's Maya Barlow, lets leave.

by Jjkjvtyv June 11, 2023

Double-Barrled Shaboingboing

“When the same situation happens but in a different font, in a small amount of time”

“Man i just saw Kendra and Shaquille at the bar in the matter of two minutes, what a double-barrled shaboingboing”

by maylloyd November 24, 2023

michael bartlett

The most colorful person, many emotions, made of so many and so much, among those of the age of life. Beautiful

Tell Michael Bartlett we want to see him do that stunt again tomorrow with new friends.

by Luciezdreamz May 25, 2024

The BATFLECK effect

When an actor is perfectly casted for a movie role however because their movie is horrible it is seen as one of their worst roles.

Bro: “It’s such a shame that they messed up Batman v Superman. Ben Affleck is a perfect casting for an older Batman”

Shray: “ahh yes, the Batfleck effect”

by Thecreatoe May 28, 2024