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bathroom

Verb - the ACT of relieving oneself, and although spelled like the noun, this is pronounced "buh-THROOM"
1. "Can we pull over? I need to bathroom REAL BAD!!!"

2. "Your damn dog baTHROOMED right in the middle of my beautiful yard!!"
by Enya_and_Weird_Al_fan September 1, 2013
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batonkatruck

"I'd like to be drivin that batonkatruck"
by Erik Franz April 13, 2004
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Bathroom Bacon

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.
"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"
by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009
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Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.
- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.
by Santino89 September 25, 2011
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Bathrican

The annoying black guy who tries to get you to use his aftershave in return for a tip in a nightclub toilet.

They usually chant songs such as:

"No Spray, No Lay"
"No Armani, No Poonani"
"No Splash, No Gash"

They repeatedly hassle you for change, even if all they've done is turned the tap on before you reached the sink, sometimes even attempting to frisk you for any loose change.

They never make any money and simply cause drunks to go loudly repeating their chants in large groups.
The Bathrican was singing stupid songs and begging it hard
by stfobenotmag July 26, 2011
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bathroom terrorism

Action characterized by abuse, misuse, vandalism to, or otherwise unpleasant behavior in a public bathroom. Such action is typically seemingly intentional but may in fact be completely unintentional.
Bathroom terrorist: "I hate this place and the people in it. It's time to do something irrational and destructive."

Victim: "There is three inches of urine in the bathroom and someone upper-decked the urinal. It was definitely bathroom terrorism."
by BarlandSecurity October 8, 2013
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Bathroom staller

This is the person who waits for you to leave the office bathroom so they can finish their business.
Even if you need to comb your hair, just leave fast if there's a bathroom staller in the bathroom. It's just too much pressure for everyone.
by babymikey27 April 20, 2015
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