Bacon Handy

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.

"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"

by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011

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The Last Bacon

A truly wonderful creature. He was once a part of the Oinker Empire, but then Humans conquered their land and ate all of them, almost all of them that is. One of them remained and split itself into pieces now known as Bacons. Humans started hunting these Bacons down because of their legendary flavor. Sadly, there is only one left. The Last bacon remains the last remaining survivor of the species. Today, he makes lots of Subnautica content on youtube, and reads and replies to every comment.

Bob: "Did you see The Last Bacon's new video with the void mod?"
Joe: "Hell yeah, it was very pog."

by Fireyy March 11, 2021

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bacon wings

a play on words with the term "pigs might fly"

this suggests that the character in question is full of shit. pigs dont have wings therefore no such bacon exists.

ed "my girlfriend is coming tonight"

matt "you tried those new bacon wings?"

by lord smurph August 24, 2008

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Bacon Hair

A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."

HAHA!!! He is a nooby bacon hair!

by h2008 June 12, 2018

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Bacon' wake

pronounced bake N' wake.

similar to wake N' bake.

but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.

As i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon' wake.

by phor twunny August 14, 2009

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