Crotch Bacon

Sweat that accumulates between the folds of the labia and emits a foul smelling odor.
I worked out for two hours at the gym today and gave myself a bad case of Crotch Bacon
by Tam the Shrew March 10, 2013
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The Last Bacon

A truly wonderful creature. He was once a part of the Oinker Empire, but then Humans conquered their land and ate all of them, almost all of them that is. One of them remained and split itself into pieces now known as Bacons. Humans started hunting these Bacons down because of their legendary flavor. Sadly, there is only one left. The Last bacon remains the last remaining survivor of the species. Today, he makes lots of Subnautica content on youtube, and reads and replies to every comment.
Bob: "Did you see The Last Bacon's new video with the void mod?"
Joe: "Hell yeah, it was very pog."
by Fireyy March 11, 2021
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bacon condom

The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.
Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
by By Kanada Scot December 03, 2013
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bacon wings

a play on words with the term "pigs might fly"

this suggests that the character in question is full of shit. pigs dont have wings therefore no such bacon exists.
ed "my girlfriend is coming tonight"

matt "you tried those new bacon wings?"
by lord smurph July 26, 2008
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Bacon Hair

A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."
HAHA!!! He is a nooby bacon hair!
by h2008 June 02, 2018
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Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though
by WatcherInc August 26, 2022
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Bacon Snake

A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.
I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.
by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021
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