Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

Bj

An absolute Gilf, some would say fittest of the aboriginal race

Dam did you see Bj’s nudes?

by DamienC123 October 12, 2019

Bj and enchiladas day

Nov. 5th....national bj and enchiladas day!

Today is national bj and enchiladas day!

by Lsteele November 4, 2020

BJ

this is an abbreviation of the goat of the world, beetlejuice

me: Yoo beet if i dig a 6ft hole, how deep is the hole
bj: probs like 30ft
mans a genius

by Noah Myles May 13, 2020

The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021

bj styles

To give a voilent blowjob to someone

hey, i heard you got a bj. yeah bj styles crazy stuff.

by mike-TTL May 2, 2011

The Flounder BJ

A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.

He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.

While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.

by TheOneAndOnlyBowser July 23, 2019