As Happy as a Squeezed Snake 

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

The mist rises ,as the sun falls. 

Me and my buddies are going to juul, behind the bleachers at sunset.

Yo guys not the The mist rises ,as the sun falls.

"Don't do AHHHHHHHHHH!!"

The mist rises ,as the sun falls. by DANTE WOLF November 16, 2019

thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush

George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

thick as pig shit by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

as you should 

A way of saying to keep doing what you’re doing and go off. Commonly used in TikTok. It is a compliment to show that they shouldn’t stop what they’re doing.

Susan: *Does well on a test*
Karen: “Yes girl, as you should!!”

as you should by sittingchimp September 29, 2020

shallow as a shower 

adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:

1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade

These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is

shallow as a shower by dick-shunary January 28, 2012

boring as bat shit 

An Australian slang term used to describe something that is extremely boring yet also very annoying.

Friend: "I'm doing advanced mathematics this year."
Me: "Fuck that mate, maths is boring as bat shit."

boring as bat shit by Incept May 15, 2016

happy as a sand boy 

As happy as a sandboy is an expression which implies blissful contentment and comes from the days when Publicans in the 17th-19th Century used to spread sand on bar floors to catch slops, spills, spit and so on. They used little boys ie Sandboys, to spread sand on the floor & sweep up the soiled sand. They were 'paid' in ale, normally the slops, which made them drunk/merry/happy.

John was as happy as a sand boy

happy as a sand boy by Markie Moo Cow May 27, 2017