Oreo Alarm

The time in the middle of the night that you wake up after eating a large amount of Oreo's.

Johnny's Oreo alarm went off at 3:30 A.M. he purged that box of Oreo's that he ate earlier with the gallon of milk.

by Allgreen January 8, 2012

six alarm chili

The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.

Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!

Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!

*45 seconds later*

Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!

by akaMrAndOrMsAlias October 1, 2020

Alarm Arms

Code word for a guy who has really strong smelling armpits.

Alarm Arms just pulled up. Let's hope he came to buy some deoderant.

by Man of 3 bushes October 17, 2021

faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss

"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles

by ;okj;o ;oj ;okj December 13, 2016

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019

Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.

“Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”

by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023