An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.

Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.

by Ronin47 March 26, 2017

Palestinian alarm clock

Slang for time bomb

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

Alarm Cock

Waking up your significant other by having sex with them.

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp

by Quaxo March 17, 2016

human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.

The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

Fire Alarming

Your boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend. His name is.... Fire Alarm! I guess I was fire alarming a little bit.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 August 1, 2022