I frequent cuddle abuse my cat. He hates when I love on him, but I can't help it because he's so cute.
by WomperWompWompy February 12, 2024
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.
Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
by Cheesehandburger June 26, 2021
I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...
Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"
Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."
Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"
Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."
Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."
Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"
Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."
Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."
Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"
Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."
Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."
Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"
Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."
Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
Non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship (n): a raw, untamed bond of absolute respect, trust, and loyalty between two individuals, void of any for their romantic partners.
Their non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship was so unhinged that they'd die for each other without hesitation; yet, ask them to hold the door open for their girlfriends, and they’d look at you like you just asked them to sacrifice their first-borns.
by DentheGodKing February 23, 2025