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soccer mum

A nasty mother who follows the suburban trend of being a bore, and a gossip with slightly below average IQ who wears clothing that lacks imagination. She could aid her children in their pursuit of the finer things in life such as art, music, literature and science, philosophy and gastronomy; sadly, she is ignorant of such things. In fact she has a high opinion of herself: she thinks she is a queen and is proud of her suburban attributes and accolades.
John: I saw that gossip-monger neighbour, Suzanne pulling into the Maccas drive-thru again.
Sarah: Oh yes, typical soccer mum doesn't know any better than to feed her kidsjunk and pop music.
by jujickson June 10, 2014
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Soccer Mom

A chick who wears Vans in a small size. So they are "Mini Vans"
Person 1: Damn yo I like her Vans. They are small though like size 5.
Person 2: Yeah bruh the Mini Vans. She's a Soccer Mom.
by TUIT October 21, 2010
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soccer cleaning

Cleaning up anything using only feet to do so usually by making a pile then deciding what to do with it.
My kid won't let me put them down right now and I gotta clean up, looks like I'll be soccer cleaning.
by chaibot7 October 19, 2010
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soccer trophy

A compliment meant as false praise targeted at younger members of Generation Y just entering the workforce. Derived from the notion that Gen Y has grown up in an atmosphere of constant praise, particularly in popular sports like soccer, where kids plays for fun, no score is kept and everyone gets a trophy at season's end.
After the new intern finished that menial task, the boss gave her a soccer trophy just so she would feel appreciated.
by bjr808 August 21, 2008
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Soccer fag

Anyone that plays soccer is gay and should be sent to a prison to get what they want a dick in there butt..... also if your name is rene and you play soccer your a fag in general
by Cream97 August 15, 2017
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soccer mom

These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.
Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.
by Anonymous July 18, 2004
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Diehard Soccer

It is a term used to define someone who lives and breathes the sport of soccer such that he has transcended from being a diehard soccer fan to the very sport of soccer itself. This individual imbues the whole meaning and spirit of the sport and is considered a 'diehard soccer' himself.

This term can be a noun and an adjective.
Have you seen Gerard around lately? He has been watching soccer day and night...
No bro... he is diehard soccer.
by ggbaby95 April 9, 2019
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