by Partsdriver August 4, 2022
Get the Cruise missilemug. When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.
I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023
Get the cruise directormug. An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.
Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!
by DVelle March 21, 2021
Get the Tom Cruisemug. by havenostrings September 21, 2010
Get the blacky cruisemug. When u get in the car and drive up and down mayfair road (aka "highway hundred)and go lookin for boys and get ice cream."
by Wayne from Ferrantes June 27, 2003
Get the cruise highway hundredmug. by rubchar August 17, 2009
Get the cruise classmug. Doesn't Exist
by Urban TDog February 7, 2023
Get the Tom Cruisemug.