ham skillet

When you fart on a women's crotch.

"How about a nice ham skillet for breakfast?"

by Alex George November 11, 2005

j-ham

short for jackhammer, j-ham is a term used for a person of incredible and immeasurable coolness

Guy 1: " Who is that guy over there?"
Guy 2: " Thats Joe, he's a j-ham"
Guy 1: " Excellent"

by Yupman December 2, 2009

the ham

reference to Chlamydia. Frequently used in the Philadelphia region by street walkers.

That ho is nasty, she got the ham.

by Ferdog March 31, 2006

HAM

Three letter code for Hamburg Airport (GER)

We arrived at HAM without damaged luggage

by AndyCircuit July 25, 2006

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

smoke a ham

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007

Christmas Hams

Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.

Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 6, 2007