Dick year

A length of time that varies according to the length of ones penis.

I haven't heard that in a dick year.

Wow, That's been a dick year of time.

It's been a dick year since we have talked.

by CypressMoon July 28, 2016

mew years

Spending New Years at home, alone, with a bunch of either scary, docile, or just plain old annoying cats.

Man 1:Hey bro! Was Man 3 at your New Years party?
Man 2: Na I think he was celebrating Mew Years this year.
Man 1: Bummer...

by Rozi the avanger! January 9, 2012

Pound Years

When a seemingly heavier person no longer refers to when an event took place using normal times, but instead makes this clear according to their weight at said time.

Person 1: "Dude, that concert was forever ago!"

Person 2: "Yeah, almost 20lbs ago..."

Person 1: "Since when do you talk in pound years?"

by NoOneOfConsequence123 August 17, 2011

Elvis year

The peak year of something or someone's popularity.

Waka Waka, a popular African song, had its Elvis year in 2010 when Shakira performed it as the official song of the 19th FIFA World Cup.

by Valerio Capello August 22, 2011

Silkwizard Year

Something you wish you will never will see or even HEAR said.

Silk: DWO 1.90 will be up in a year.
NewPerson: A year?! Aw man, that's a long time
DWO-Oldbie: Alright, I'd rather watch paint dry.

by Some Person August 5, 2004

Peasant-year

A unit of value. One peasant-year is equal to the cost of employing one peasant (anyone making minimum wage) for a year.

For example: in the USA minimum wage is $7.25 an hour and peasants are legally entitled to time off, meaning a peasant-year is equal to $7.25 an hour * 40 hours a week * 50 weeks, or $14,500.

Jeff Bezos has a net worth of $184.6 billion, or 12,731,034.5 peasant-years.

by Pagan God of Memes February 12, 2021

Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.

Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year

by 192847382293948471 December 1, 2021