YOLO

YOLO = DUMBASS

A: I was on a date last night, but I ain't gonnah see her no more...

B: why!?

A: cuz, she's a YOLO... she was so cocky... like a kook... so sad brah...

B: ahhh a female YOLO... so sad brah...

by 90291 January 19, 2022

yolo swag yolo swag

Nobody can touch my swaaag nobody can deal with my swaaag (an example of that beautiful song)
also an example for a Minecraft World name that is going to be coloured

Person1:bro Watcha doin'
Person2:nothing much. You?
Person1:yolo swag
Person2:huh?
Person1:yolo swag
Person2:uhh wait for this
Google Autocorrect:Did you meant: nobody can touch my swag?
Person2: huh, What did you thought lol
Person1:this;Google Autocorrect, Did you meant yolo swag yolo swag :D

by Hi Gay, I'm Dad. May 9, 2018

YOLO

Your potential gains have to be greater than 20% in less than two weeks. Thats the only rule for talking about a potential YOLOesque trade

-$400 into GME weeklies is not a YOLO you dumb fuck. A YOLO should be atleast 4 digits and represent 98-100% of your account

Roger has a $1,000 WeBull account. Other than his WeBull account, he has $300 sitting in his bank account. Roger has autistically decided to put his entire $1000 into Netflix FD calls. Rogers Position is 77% of his Net Worth and his position is Volatile. Upon losing his entire investment, which he most certainly will, Roger will have effectively wiped out over half of his net worth. Roger has YOLO’d, however nobody cares because Roger is a poor.

by Froom5 January 29, 2021

Yolo Demon

When a options trader wants to go all-in on a play without controlling the balance.

Chad: "Chads! I'm about to bet my life savings on a TeslA naked call!!! Long long the king!"
JoshAnswers: "Don't let the Yolo Demon get you! Balance the budget!!!"

by Causal Trader July 15, 2020

yolo blading

When one or more persons are rollerblading and consuming alcohol at the same time.

My friend and I went yolo blading last weekend and we fell in love.

by stevey-cakes May 27, 2023

YOLO

In Kpop It Means You Only Love Oppa

Fan 1: Yolo Yolo Yolo Yah!!!!
Fan 2: Ovi
Fan 1: What u talking about bish
Fan 2: You only love oppas

by kpopshits June 6, 2018

False YOLO

An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.

The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.

Like a face tattoo, for example.

Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.

Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.

Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?

Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.

by Mike109999 February 8, 2022