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Wiki Wanker

A person who alters the wiki entry of a person, place or thing to say something negative or otherwise malicious about said person, place or thing.
My neighbor just altered my wiki entry on Wikipedia and now it says I'm a 4000 year old troll who likes eating cow pies; he is such a wiki wanker.
by aerwin2 February 22, 2009
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academic wankery

Language that academics use to bamboozle and confuse poor, unsuspecting students. The language encorpourates long and technical words designed to display intelligence and knowledge of literary terms but all it really shows is that the author is an academic WANKER! Or A.D for short.
A.D- A knowledge of contextual information broadens ones analytical and probing skills that adds dimension to the concept of existential construct developed after World War One.
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!
by Anna June 30, 2006
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dog wanker

Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!
"I f**king hate that guy, he's a real dog wanker."
by Irish84 October 28, 2005
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runescape wanker

Runegang6 is a wanker.
by froodlenutskie September 17, 2008
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Wicker

Word used to describe someone who regularly uses cannabis or weed or is very stoned at any one time.
by Tom the wicker February 18, 2008
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Selfish Wanker

1) A person who is selfish and behaves like an idiot

2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
Steven is a selfish wanker. He sent his girlfriend out to the strip club with his mates so that he could stay in and abuse himself alone.
by MagickDio September 4, 2010
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wanker

n. English Slang - A fellow road user. see also asshat cunt fucktard
'Thanks for cutting me off, you wanker'
'A really great turn wanker'
by Nouvelleaube September 5, 2005
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