bloody wiener

People that stick their penis in random or dangerous places
Mason sucks bloody wiener
by Mason is queer March 09, 2018
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wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022
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Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.
I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.
by Satan Trump May 13, 2018
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Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.
Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.
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wiener nugget

A small little boy about the size of a parking cone, with a peanut shaped head, and no hair.
That little boy is such a wiener nugget!
by Jristau August 16, 2021
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pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.
"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"
by TheSlyfoxninja August 03, 2023
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wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.
Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.
by SheAteTheWholeApple December 11, 2014
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