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Dick Weasel

Someone who is persistently annoying.

A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.
Jarron you are such a DICK WEASEL.
by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009
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Piss-weasel

a piss-weasel is a really minging girl.
she was an absolute piss-weasel
by master B November 20, 2003
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Weasel

A euphemism for the penis, particularly if the owner is keen on sneaking it into restricted or difficult-to-access places. It is generally hoped by the owner that the weasel will be attended to by a weasel-teaser
Dave: Dude, did you see the awesome chick Tim hooked up with last night?

Boris: Yeah man, that guy knows how to work his weasel!
by The Noceros February 19, 2010
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Weasel Shag

1. Getting cosy whilst nobody's about

2. Naughty sex
1: The kids are all watching tv love... fancy a weasel shag?

2: He got caught having a weasel shag with his secretary
by canarynightlife December 28, 2007
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weasel treats

The beautiful act of placing small candy such as milk duds into your asshole. You then have that special someone tongue them out of your rectum.
Oh gurl I'm a hankerin' for some weasel treats. Get Get Get it girl!
by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010
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wesel

As a last name, a wesel is a German last name and they are attractive,smart, funny, and girls would want to fuck them every second they can.
Girl: Oh your last name is wesel oh, let's do it here on the table
by Rthy July 10, 2015
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Weasel piss

Spray rusted bolts with weasel piss
by anonymous June 23, 2022
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