blair waldorf

prettiest, most intelligent, fashion icon on gossip girl.

"if you're going to be sad, you might aswell be sad in paris !" - Blair Waldorf.

by princess444 April 20, 2022

sun tan by wallows

a song by wallows written FOR mila and only mila, the song belongs to HER

that song is soo good bro, mila recommended it to me, must be sun tan by wallows

by milatearss October 23, 2020

fruit aisle at walmart

jay is the entire fruit aisle at walmart. it is also a huge piss baby that enjoys pulling peoples hair and constantly screaming the word “muffin”. jay must be put down immediately considering the fact that it has caused multiple world ending events.

person 1: wait, why is the entire fruit aisle at walmart (jay) playing twister with the homeless man over there?

person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!

by fhaiwjdijd July 13, 2021

On sale at Walmart

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."

Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

WalMartian

people prone to purchasing poor quality, useless goods because they are cheap. Can also describe slow moving, dull cashiers and customer service representatives that know nothing of customer service

-people don't buy quality stuff anymore, we've turned into a society of Walmartians!

-she grew impatient as the walmartian slowly and casually scanned the items while talking to the next cashier about cheerleading practise....with 10 people in line.

by marcianna October 24, 2006

Walmart

An evil company that is trying to take over the world by building stores where people don't want them. They also run smaller stores out of town and bring crime and traffic everywhere they build.

Additionally, eventhough they are one of the richest companies in the world, they treat their employees like crap and don't offer them adequate benefits. To save more money they hire illegal immigrants.

"It used to take me 10 minutes to get home. Now that Walmart is there, it takes me 3 times as long."

"Our town used to be a quiet nice area to live until that Wal-mart was built here."

"In our town Hall meeting, everyone said that they didn't want Wal-mart in our town, but they built it anyway."

by CJE September 10, 2007

walmart connect

Now if you want to talk about a really fucked up isp for all you dumb fucks out there isp means internet service provider. all walmart connect is, is a shitty look alike aol program that costs about 9.95 per month but is slower than mother fucking molasses and you cant go in any fucking chat rooms except bot filled AIM rooms which arent even god damn rooms to begin with. When calling for help it is similar to AOL because you always get a fucking towelhead. Its unfuckingbelieveable that you can not get one fucking AMERICAN to help your ass out. So if you want a piece of shit ISP choose walmart connect. PS the free trial is only for 7 days, big fucking deal!

What the fuck man why the hell would an isp let you only have a week trial fuck walmart connect.

by l33th4x0r February 18, 2005