The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.
That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.
by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009
Get the Caulk the Wagonmug. When a woman is not wearing bra and her breasts sway side-to-side when she walks instead of a healthy bounce.
by macgowan August 29, 2010
Get the wiggle wagonsmug. A trash-talking bitch so awful that her cuntness is greater than the amount of a single cunt, but rather that of an entire wagonful of cunts
“Fuck, my sister-in-law told her daughter that I don’t like her and then that child asked me about it in front of everyone. She’s such a cunt wagon!”
by ThatBitchAmanda December 17, 2021
Get the Cunt wagonmug. by Da-Ve March 8, 2014
Get the goat wagonmug. by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017
Get the Douche-Wagonmug. A G-Wagon or an Mercedes G Class is an car that was developed as a military off-roader, later becoming an luxury 4WD car.
by Ieepuroy November 22, 2021
Get the G Wagonmug. A type of police vehicle common in Australia, officially known as a caged truck, used for transporting prisoners.
Usually a Holden Rodeo pickup truck with a canvas-covered cage and bench seats installed in the back.
Usually a Holden Rodeo pickup truck with a canvas-covered cage and bench seats installed in the back.
by mrcoppa September 21, 2007
Get the boondy wagonmug.