Chocolate Waffle

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.

Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.

by Blundabus May 12, 2022

Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.

UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

saggy waffle

An amazing COD player who has an Ungus of a delinquent son.

Saggy waffle squadded up with us for some cyber attack.

by JoelFaced September 12, 2023

Canadian Lumber Waffle

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.

HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!

by Kristorz! December 15, 2010

to do a wafae

When you get awake but decide to go back to sleep cuz' it's too early and you're better staying in your bed.

It get up at 8am but i decided to do a wafae and sleep till noon cuz i was so good in my bed. Now it's 1 pm and i'm gonna take my breakfast. I'm normal.

by RgR February 12, 2013

lost my waffle

Almost went insane over something too good to be true.

That booty is so dope, I almost lost my waffle.

by abeslincoln4life March 15, 2014