bumble weiner 

To be a fuck up/ screw up. Always doing stuff wrong.

That kid fucks up all the time, he is such a bumble weiner

bumble weiner by Getter November 9, 2007

jean weiner 

The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.

Damn, look at his jean weiner.

or

I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!

or

I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner

jean weiner by Mandoooo March 5, 2008

Rapid Weiner Wacking 

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)

Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?

Rapid Weiner Wacking by Jacob Price February 7, 2018

Beaner With A Small Weiner

It’s a Mexican that is rumored to have a small peepee

Oh look it’s the “Beaner with a small weiner!”

Beaner With A Small Weiner by idwer May 27, 2018

Matt-Weiner 

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else

1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!

Matt-Weiner by Anonymous Judaean December 22, 2008

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

Toucher De Weiner by Chris February 20, 2005

rubbed raw red weiner syndrome 

when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.

"hay KM your walking kinda funny" "ya ive got rubbed raw red weiner syndrome"

rubbed raw red weiner syndrome by steele88 April 19, 2006