Virus

What your minecraft mods probably came with
It also basically kills your pc if you dont fix it

Guy: *installs minecraft mods through a totally legal website*
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus

by Literally a person December 25, 2019

Corona Virus

thing that make me and my girlfriend cant go dating for 2 months , my boy miss her too :((

" About Corona Virus ,we're going very substantially down, not up," Trump added.

by Jamierrier May 13, 2020

Virus

A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.

"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"

by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 6, 2021

purple monkey virus

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by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022

Cocksucka virus

The virus that makes the one who has contracted it irresistibly want sucking someone else's dick.

Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.

by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018

Slushy Noobz Virus

Slushy Noobz is a youtube channel with bffs Martin and Hamzah! u become infected with the Slushy Noobz Virus when you like, comment down bellow, subscribe, and hit the bell to get notified every damn time! if u have the virus, you must quarantine and consume as much of their content in order to survive. spread the slushy noobz virus by sharing with three friends, or two.

"i've been infected with the slushy noobz virus. i cant stop watching their vids and sharing with my friends! i even ordered merch. i am a true slushy"

by slushynoobz June 27, 2024

virus spam tingz

If you get spammed by your friend with random digits or letters, this is the only legal way to react.

Friend: JDNXENLS9X

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You: Virus spam tingz

by tragicTingz June 3, 2020