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Thot Virus

A new virus from China that is spreading from touch. If you get touched by a girl with the Thot Virus then you will become a thot. Snorts books aswell!
Barry's friend: Hey Barry behind you!!!
Thot: *touches you*
Barrysl's friend: Oh no... YOU GOT THE THOT VIRUS!!!!
Barry: Hey Nick wanna suck my dick!
by iGamearia January 24, 2020
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Corona Virus Lite

Corona beer's latest flavor. Constantly confused with a deadly virus. Tastes like nature
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Casper virus

When a virus sneaks into your body and causes you to get sick.
Sorry I was gone, I got a casper virus
by Phillip J Hoffman March 10, 2020
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Chrono virus

When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.
"Pete that was a shit performance"

"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"

"What the fuck are heavy legs?"

"Dunno, gfgi"
by Davetherave2 March 13, 2020
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Coors Light Virus

A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.
Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.
by SSMGod5136 March 16, 2020
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Pabst Blue Virus

The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.
Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?
by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020
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coboner virus

Brad: dude what is going on in 2020?
Zach: Idk man it’s the coboner virus.
by kanmey March 23, 2020
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