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milf valley

another name for Mill Valley, CA. So named because MV is filled with so many 30's or younger hot moms driving around in their suvs and audi station wagons.
"Damn bro, we gots to go to Safeway 'cuz them dat gives Milf Valley its name be there."
by Heywood Jablømi August 17, 2006
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silicon valley

Pamela anderson's cleavage.
this is actually an old stupid joke
by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005
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hoosic valley high school

a school system in which those who stand a chance of suceeding in life are beaten down into the dirt and students who are related to the faculty get away with anything. students are all narrow-minded and refuse to accept different people or ideas. There are only caucasians at this hell hole.
Hoosic valley high school is the epitamy of torture. Any traitors should be subjected to attendence at this school.
by a_darknd_soul November 2, 2008
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Great valley middle school

A school in which the teachers are annoying as fuck the food is horrible the hot dogs bounce the 8th grade football team is ass there is led in the water and the smartest person in that shithole is the goddamn janitor
by Pinecone69 November 27, 2018
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san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.
I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.
by Rose from NoHo October 23, 2013
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Carmel Valley

A shitty suburban part of the northern SD county. Built in 1974 (?), they have their own shit newspaper, some parks, a decent library, and a couple strip malls (the most popular being the 'Highlands', as the locals call it). The town is an even 10-20 or so miles across.

For the most part, rich whites/asians live on the upper half of CV and poorer middle class people live on the lower half of CV. No black people whatsoever, a decent amount of Mexicans though.

The people who live in CV tend to go to the 'Highlands' and buy useless crap and/or shoot the shit. Sometimes they walk dogs around the parks. Sometimes they just stay in their houses and get locked into the daily grind, resulting in chronic depression.

Politics in CV consists of white people running for the council and debating about the new strip mall that might be built next to the current strip mall. The people opposing the new development go on hour long rants about the extra 30 seconds of traffic they'll have to endure if it's built. The people supporting it just want another place to sit around and jerk off at.

Schools in Carmel Valley are well funded and enough rich white kids / asian kids go to them, making the schools in the area consistently rank high on national ratings.

Carmel Valley is like any other suburban California town. Not too interesting, but probably has a higher than usual suicide rate.
Carmel Valley is a great place to live if you just don't give a shit anymore and want a place to raise your asshole teenagers.
by Urban Dicktionarie May 13, 2016
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Perkiomen Valley High School

A high school in Collegeville, PA, that is not only “home of the Vikings” but also to some of the most cliquey friend groups in the area.

The underclassmen at the school never fail to have the best bangers and the seniors make it clear to the other classes that they’re the best. Half of the guys at PV are normal but have hoe girlfriends and the other half are rap-listening junkies who look like they climbed out of sewers. The bathrooms of the school are full of juuling students and the administration usually fails to stop them. Football is the only sport glorified by the district and every sports team at PV is a cult itself, especially the lax team. However, as it has the best student section in Southeast Pennsylvania, Perkiomen Valley’s sports games are always full of the most supportive and rowdy fans.

Because of the school’s well known rivalry against Spring-Ford High School, “rams are yams” is a common saying among PV students.
Guy one: “That kid seems cool. Where’s he from?”
Guy two: “Perkiomen Valley High School”.

“Rams are yams” - Perkiomen Valley High School student
by slickbait1099 November 18, 2018
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