Uther was a great King. Basically a Legend. He's one of those people who has been to emotionnal hell and came back during his life. He just lived a life and misery in the woods and then he decided to come and kick the ass of anyone who was sitting on his throne ( King Vortigern by the way). He's associated with a dragon (red/black dragon fighting against white dragon during the fight Uther/Vortigern). He builded a huge country and established peace after something like 10 years of war to ensure the victory over the whole Britain. He slept with the wife of his ennemy (Glorios) after being diguised by his friend Merlin. Anyway, she gave birth to thje boy named Arthur who was the one to be taken by Merlin in the forest to be raised away from the power by a lumberjack. He's also the first person to wield the legendary sword Excalibur after trying to break it and putting it into a rock. He died after a fight (which he won). He's a man, a king, a Legend who's at the birth of the Arturian Legend. It is said in the Legen that every man whose name is derived form Uther wield some of the power of the Original Uther and will stay in History as a Legend.
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A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
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by Duck Culture January 17, 2022
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"I can't have children due to a severe case of uterolysis misanthropia. I suffer from painful headaches and irritability whenever someone asks me why I don't have any children."
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Person(s) whose reproductive system includes a uterus.
Portmanteau of the words, uterus & haver(s).
Word inspired by an understanding that gender neutral terms are positively essential, yet potential allies are easily put off.
Portmanteau of the words, uterus & haver(s).
Word inspired by an understanding that gender neutral terms are positively essential, yet potential allies are easily put off.
When appealing to some parts of this demographic, 'uterav' may sound less clinical than 'uterus haver.'
Uterav(s) is much easier to fit on a sign than uterus haver(s).
Uterav(s) is much easier to fit on a sign than uterus haver(s).
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