Two For Thirt

1. A good deal on herb, two grams for thirty dollars. 2. Ethiopian slang for an ancient herb related haggle in which a poor man barters to get two grams for thirty pence.

A: "Hey man, I was wondering if I could get some herb, my back is killing me!"
B: "Sure man, 20 for a gram, or 55 for an eigth."
A: "Two For Thirt?"
B: *Hangs Up*

by Arick Armendariz December 24, 2006

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

by heynow_1 July 3, 2010

Touching Twos

When two grown males feel lonely, or have not cuddled in some time, they will feel the urge to take out their testicles and press them against the other person's testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.

I was chilling with my brother last night and he wouldn't cuddle me in, so we began touching twos, and we both felt more at peace.

by Chalmers Francis October 17, 2008

twenty-two

The second funniest number in existance. Can be used to answer almost any question. The number really just has a decent ring about it

joe:"man how much longer do we have to wait?"
tim: "about twenty-two minutes"
joe:"lol twenty-two"

by Joncyclark November 21, 2006

two words

"shit house"
something or someone who is totally useless. ie they are "two words" and the second one's "house"

#1 Matthew tee'd off into the lake.
That shot was "two words"

#2 "How was the party?"
"Two words"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

low two

A low two is when a man's balls smack a female's bottom during a celebratory final thrust after great sex. Like a high five.

L: We had to low two after sex last night; it was that good. Balls deep with a satisfying smack!

by KKrazy April 17, 2009

low two

Similar to a High-Five, the Low Two is when two dudes' balls slap together in the act of double penetrating a woman.

Yo, Jeff, gimme a low two, cause this hood-rat can take it to the base!

by Fobill April 22, 2010