Trumpaloon

One dumbass motherfucker. An idiot that memorizes and repeats everything that Trump says no matter how stupid. Falsely accuses everything that goes wrong on democrats and immigrants. Braindead as fuck. Bootlicker. Constantly starving of acceptance. Will be as shitty a person, racist and fascist as they need to be to be to feel like part of the MAGA team. The scum of the earth. Will sell their own children to the human trafficking oligarchs just to get a handshake from their furor Donald Trump.

-"Did you hear what Trump said? We gotta raise money by selling our asses on the street so Trump can pay his light bill at Mar-a-lago."

-"What?!?! Dude you sound like a Trumpaloon!"

by Hipocripps March 15, 2025

Trumplies

Trumplies are the “alternative facts” or misleading statements that come from Donald Trump—basically, any time he bends or stretches the truth. They’re characterized by bold claims that don’t line up with the evidence, often repeated confidently despite being debunked. In short, a Trumplie is a Trump-branded fib. . it's not a reply its trumply

“That report was full of Trumplies from start to finish.”
“We’ve learned to fact-check his speeches for obvious Trumplies.”
“Nobody’s ever done more for this country than I have—unemployment’s at zero, the border’s sealed, and our economy is the best it’s ever been. Believe me!”

by Bajan4life May 9, 2025

Trumplash

The feeling of mental whiplash brought about due to people in power constantly changing position and policy

Got some serious Trumplash from all these tariff announcements.

by Coinaday June 7, 2025

Trumplickin

Republicans, Rethuglicans, Retrumplicans, Trumptitutes, and others who grovel on their knees servicing the Grifter-In-Chief.

Trumpelthinskin's cabinet members, and the overwhelming majority of Retrumplicans in the Senate and House, are a bunch of kneepad wearing Trumplickins.

by Mister Resistor June 29, 2025

Chin Trampoline

Slang for the ball sac, which acts as a trampoline for the chin toward the end stages of fellatio; helpful for adding momentum to the bobbing motion.

"I was sucking Roger's dick, and his Chin Trampoline came in really handy because he was taking forever to blow his load "

by putitinmybuttandcallmemama October 26, 2014

poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

reverse trampoline

Sex move, Cowgirl based. The bottom thrusts repeatedly, bouncing the top up and down on them. Known as the reverse trampoline because the bottom (the trampoline) bounces the top.

"My girlfriend and I tried a reverse trampoline last night."

by LunarLander August 6, 2017