Jolt Throne

Priest: Johnny! Repent! Once you bite the dust, you're going to hell!
Johnny: No, I know that when I sit on the Jolt Throne, my Sylvia will be with me once more.

by Doktoberfest January 21, 2015

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The Tone-Gay Effect

This mental condition is commonly found in the rarest of cases. The first known case was discovered by accident in 1876 by William Harrington Beckett IV on an expedition around the world. The side effects can be (but are not limited to):

1. Creating social situations that never actually happened for attention, i.e. being "spiked" on a night out
2. Play-acting at place of work, pretending to collapse due to "stress" and "anxiety"
3. Fraudulent claims of abuse or misconduct
4. Confessing uncharacteristic yet predictable homosexual love for close friends
5. Constructing false narratives of physical confrontations with members of the general public
6. Inexplicable erections that last for an infinite period
7. Developing one-sided sado-masochistic attraction to fiendish harlots
8. Arrange appointments with cohorts only to disengage, re-engage and re-disengage from previously agreed upon plans
9. Incessant correction, of, punctuation. being put in the: wrong places in a sentence?
10. Becoming increasingly incestuous with ones own mother

Tracey: So what's wrong with my son Dr.Lancaster?
Doctor: He is showing signs of what is known as the Tone-Gay effect , I'm sorry madam, it is very rare, it is incurable and there is little we can do to treat it
Tracey: Does that mean he has to be sectioned?
Doctor: I'm afraid so....

by You Can't Leave This Empty July 25, 2017

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jasmine toner

she is the most unique and most beautiful girl you will ever meat. she has the most unique eyes that are full of wonder and look like a galaxy. she has the truest heart and the most loving smile. when her heart beats the world spins and when she speaks a new star is formed. she cares the most and needs to be cared for the most. if you have her cherish her, hug her, kiss her, and spend every second with her. if you ever meet this girl stay away from her because she is my jasmine toner and i am her gage.

person 1''hay have you seen jasmine toner?''

person 2" yeah she's with gage!''

person 1"man that gage is a lucky guy"

person 2"yes..yes he is"

by monster0107 October 9, 2017

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Stone Throne

A name for an erectic penis being ridden in a seated motion

Rachel: “Damn last night Dave called me his bitch and asked me if I would ride his dick”
Ashley: “You mean he called you his Queen and told you to sit on his stone throne?”

by BoxMuncher69420 January 12, 2019

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