Trading Quids

A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.

Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.

by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012

straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight

person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade

by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025

Blackwater Trading

When two people are making out and one person throws up, causing the other to throw up. The two keep vomiting until they get bored and/or disgusted

While Donald and Jill were blackwater trading, I was throwing up my lunch.

by Phuckface123 June 1, 2011

Trade Slaving

The definition of an entity out-sourcing or buying governments, companies or individuals in economic decline for profit, to later own or be able to buy them.

Eric: Why is China loaning money and investing to foreign companies and governments?
Christina: China is trade slaving other governements to buy parts of their infrastructure.

by Lugo Streams April 29, 2021

Trading Fuzz

A.K.A the devils three way. Is a three way consisting of 2 guys passing the same fuzz back and forth.

Donovan: Should we do it?
Montes: Well I don't know it's trading fuzz it's disgusting!

Donovan: Oh heck let's just do it!
Montes: Ok if you say so.

by Frozen Bob April 20, 2017

Paint trade

It’s a gay phrase of accidentally shitting on the hot guy while doing the deed.

He definitely paint trade, he’s never bottomed.
I painted DL Trade all the time!

by Friendlyally March 1, 2025

Cosmic Trade

A Trade which consists of two people and one item. In which the first person gives the second person an item, for promise that the second person will repay the first person back at a later time, hence the name "Cosmic Trade" This is common among the rainbow people.

Kreamy Obtained rabbitskin armor in a cosmic trade with Oz

by Roo-Dah August 17, 2007