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Trading Quids

A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.
Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.
by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012
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Trade

I think some men are trade
by Dee2525 December 24, 2019
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Bowley Trade

A specific work trade that revolves around sexual activity and slavery on a regular basis commonly with workers that are equally related and mentally 'lacking'. Bowley Trade workers get paid 40% the minimum wage making them the only legal slaves on planet Earth. It is said that the Bowley Trade originated centuries ago, created by Solomon Al Bowley in 220AD.
"Hey did you hear Tyler finally starved to death last week?"
"Yeah, must've been from the Bowley Trade underpaying him and his family slaves."
by ShaheenWaziri December 28, 2021
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Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...
Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????
by Filthy fly February 27, 2019
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Trading Corn

A sex at that both participants eat corn before they start rubbing anuses together. Then start defecating into one another’s anus and full things of corn comes out.
My coworker and I started trading corn on the weekend.
by Corn Trader May 22, 2025
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badass of all trades

"James broke Anne's heart in such a badass way that nobody even felt bad about her. He's the badass of all trades"
by Loud Dumbass February 23, 2022
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Hack of All Trades

A "Hack of All Trades" is someone who isn't good at anything, unlike the saying "Jack of All Trades," meaning someone is seemingly good at everything, although not particularly having any expertise in anything.
Ms. Mediocre, hack of all trades. She's the master of none, since the start of her days.
by justsomeguyhere621 September 18, 2023
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