Tangentathon

When two people are on good cocaine and start having a competitive conversation. Constantly interrupting each other, apologizing, inhaling loudly through clogged nostrils, and then interrupting each other again while desperately attempting to tell the other person a hyper-interesting deeply personal multilayered rambling four-dimensional spiderweb of at least three unrelated stories at the same time. Each match continues for 10-30 minutes depending on the quality of the cocaine, at which point the party who does not posses the cocaine will submit and begin nodding their head agreeably until the owner of the cocaine realizes he hasn't done a line in about 20 minutes and it's time to do another line. The matches continue every until you're both out of money, concede to an mutual pyrrhic victory and vow to keep your use responsible from now on and hold each other accountable to one eight-ball per weekend. This sport is played every weekend by men around the world.

"Presidential candidate El Chapo has promised that when elected he will make the Tangentathon an Olympic sport by 2030." - Brooke Baldwin, 2028

by Deus Ex January 28, 2021

Ket Together

An organised event where a group of friends and acquaintances will gather at a predetermined location, usually someone's house, and consume large amounts of Ketamine. A Ket Together will often last for several days.

Theres a group of guys that have a regular Ket Together up the road, I'm hoping they will invite me next time.

by The_chad_ May 18, 2017

Random Ass Tangent

A wildly off-topic question or statement that occurs with no warning. Most often seen when people are drunk.

In a bar drinking shots watching sports on big screens, "you know man, I like turtles", "man that is such a random ass tangent!"

by Inspectress Gadget September 3, 2012

friendly get-together

A phrase meaning a casual gathering of friends or family. The expression is often used by a male to a female as an innuendo when one is not actually present. This use appears jokingly before the statement "UD that" to imply that no real definition exists. However, when the curiosity of the recipient gets the better of them, they find that a definition has been created as an elaborate ploy to conduct a joke.

Girl: Hey I haven't seen you in forever!
Guy: Oh yeah, I know. We should totally have a friendly get-together Saturday night at my house, if you know what I mean.
Girl: What?
Guy: Yeah, you and Kelly, Josh, Alex, and Tom should come over to watch some movies.
Girl: Ohhhh.

by JHitrik June 2, 2008

Tinger

Tinger is another word for penis. Tinger is your dick.

Would you please stop showing your tinger?

by lalalalalai'mgod December 19, 2011

Tinger

When somebody's hair is a shade of 'strawberry blonde', frequently after an attempt to bleach dark hair. It will be a light brown/dark blonde, with a tinge of gingerness thus making the owner of the hair, a 'tinger'.

Did you see ....'s hair? Now she's a tinger...epic fail!

by Betty-G April 1, 2010

Get your shit together

A scared phrase for anyone doubting themselves in life. Unique because of the three "t" sounds uttered in it's use. t for the cross, and three for the holy

Trinity. So, basically it means fucking find Jesus or you're going to hell! It's not an momentary action, but a lifetime commitment.

"I've spent my life dicking around on the internet, no GF, no job, dropped out of college. get your shit together or God will throw you in the trash."

by Zroogz March 11, 2019