Taintoo

A tattoo on the part of the body between the scrotum and the anus.

"Hey Brad! While you're down there, check out my taintoo."

by Brian Freaking Jones April 5, 2008

Taint

Taint on a female body is the area directly below the vagina yet above the anus. Its purpose is to seperate the tuna aroma of the vagina from the shit odor experssed from the asshole. Without tie taint, it would simply smell like shitty fish and reproduction of the human species would not exist.

Man, i went down on this bitch and she didnt smell like shit at all. She had a perfect taint. Smooth as a babies bottom.

by Dan weird October 31, 2017

taint juice

The sweat that comes from one's taint. See also swalls

Damn it, you'd better drink my taint juice!

by The Rust Of Tydes August 1, 2003

Taint

't aint quite your arse and 't aint quite your bollocks it that bit in between

Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy taint

by Stuart_The_man_you_love_to_hate November 14, 2003

taint gruff

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003

taint

the perineum, the space between the anus and the genitals

Time: "Can Obama Escape the Taint of Blagojevich?"

Me: Oh, that is so wrong.

by kyrtap13 December 19, 2008

taint

taint the sweet, spicy, sometimes saggy skin between your genitals and rectum.

Helga had a chunk of cancer removed from her foot and they used her hairy taint to patch it up.

by greenpoop December 20, 2006