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lake toilato

"Where is Kaminscus?"
"Well, Sarge, he's fishing for brown trout in lake toilato."
by Gomer June 30, 2003
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Niggity Toilet

niggity toilet - "brrrr niggity dop dop dop yes yes"
me - "damn. that's a niggity toilet alright."
by not futivos and friends August 11, 2023
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that’s a tilter

Whenever something bad happens to you or another person.
Something that tilts you and affects your mood in a negative way.

When your lecture has been moved from one location to the other, and now you’re going to be late.

“THAT’S A TILTER!”
by Johannes Dypperen October 27, 2017
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buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.
"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."
by slutilda March 14, 2020
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toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!
A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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tennessee tilt

A terrible new vehicle trend from the millennial country kids. You take a perfectly good 4x4 truck and then you jack the front up so the headlights are in the trees and the back of your truck resembles a dog with an itchy ass, rubbing across the carpet.

Usually seen with money sign stickers and witty phrases stuck on the windshield Ricky Bobby style, you'll hear this truck before you see it. Obnoxiously loud pipes and the top 40 hip hop (or Florida Georgia Line) are common amongst the tilted crowd.
Don't worry about going off road, these trucks are not made for anything but paved roads, despite the amount of camoflauge the driver is wearing.
Redneck gangster 1 "Hey beau, you seen Tom's new truck?"
Redneck gangster 2 "Yea son, I seent it struttin down by the tasty freeze last Tuesday, that Tennessee TilT his dad bought him looks clean as hell"
by Yourmomsfavdicktionary June 3, 2016
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Lesbian Human Toilet

A sweetly perverted lesbian, girl or woman who offers HER mouth, lips, throat and stomach to other lesbians, girls or women for use as an actual toilet. Activities include spitting, pissing and sometimes even shitting (and vomiting) into the toilet girl's mouth.

Sometimes a mouth/jaw vice is applied to force the toilet girl's mouth open for extended periods of time. Usually when she is consuming the excretions of 2 or more lesbians.

Many Hollywood actresses and female musicians use hot lesbian groupies as Lesbian Human Toilets.
Did you hear the hot-gossip rumor that Paris Hilton regularly requires her lezbo groupies to be a "Lesbian Human Toilet" before Paris will grant them girl-sex with her?
by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 21, 2009
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