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Totes inapropes

Totes inspropes or toto inapro pro
When you mockingly say something is inappropriate like breaking up with your boyfriend over text.
Becky, your bra strap is showing omg that's totes inapropes!
by Harmony rose 🌹 17 February 5, 2017
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Totesmoist

Her vagina was totesMoist

His anus was totes Moist
by Wozza91 August 16, 2018
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totes brutes

when you give someone total brutal honesty. or when you ask a friend to give it to you real. its the real deal Holyfield.
girl! are these shorts too short for my date tonight, give me the totes brutes.
by kaddy pies June 15, 2019
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Totes copes

Totally copacetic. Fully comfortable with a proposal being offered by a friend or colleague.
Joe: Chris, I just want to make sure you’re on board with the latest 3-page draft of disclaimers for the deck.
Chris: Yessir — I’m totes copes.
by Willy The Labrador February 19, 2022
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Slime Totem Pole

She has been playing slime totem pole all day long.
by bpawn May 12, 2009
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The Totes Girlz

The Totes Girlz : (noun) a group of best friends(usually four)that have a goal to get people to say totes, to make it catch on. They are best friends til the end of time and are unseperatable.
Kiera: Heeey Katherine!!
Katherine: Heey Buddie!!
Leah: Heey Girlz!
Tanya: Heeey! Are you guys going to the mall this weekend
All but Tanya: TOTES!!
The Totes Girlz: WHOOPY!!!!
by TTG ROCKS December 7, 2009
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Human Totem Pole

A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.
Best friend: “Bro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”

Or

Ex-best friend: “Bro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”
by ClaRak January 21, 2020
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