Timber

When you lay in the 69 position with the person on top. You then grow a tree shit from your arse and shout timber and drop it in to said participant at the bottoms face

That poor girl last night she got the timber.

by Donzil March 27, 2020

Tibs

Someone you haven’t met but has the potential to be attractive. Spotting that potential, the first person to call tibs gets her. Derives from Trevor’s dibs in Latin

“What a smokin mama! I call tibs!”

“Darn i wish I called tibs!”

by Bigbootyjew1996 December 29, 2020

Kick your butt to Timbuktu

To open up a can of whup ass on someone and kick their ass so hard that their carcass gets carried across the ocean by the trade winds before landing with a sickening thud in the main town square in Timbuktu. The person spits open and the withers into a pulp as their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of their brains, snot, piss, and shit. The locals celebrate by uploading humiliating photos and videos of the person to social media followed by feeding their entrails to hyenas for good fortune.

I’m gonna kick your butt to Timbuktu!

by IGKYA53 March 8, 2021

“It ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

A phrased use towards someone being said or having a whinge or just plain feeling sorry for themselves. It’s said in reference to Justin timber lakes song “cry me a river”. To let those know, just get over yourself, life isn’t that bad so dry cry me a river, get over it.

Person winging: why does this always happen to me, what’s the point of trying
Mate: come on mate, “it ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

by Badassbossbassbitching July 6, 2019

justin timberlake

1-A person who can't understand the meaning of the words..shut the fuck up!!
2-A person who fooled me into thinking he was cool...I see the light now... and I want my 15 bucks back.
3-A person who can't hide his obbession with ripping off female clothing

ex:
1-Like I love you, Rock your body, Cry me a river, etc
2-getting too much fucking play on BET, you don't see Snoop on CMT do you?
3-Hasn't he ripped open enough shirts in his days...damn!

by rachel February 20, 2004

shiver me timbers

Used by pirates in the late 17century. Also means 1337 h4x0r

OMG!!1 Teh iz such a shiver me timbers!!1 PWNED

by Slickridah August 12, 2004

Justin Timberlake

A no talent singer who helped Janet Jackson turn the Superbowl XXXVIII half time show into a two pit peep show. Put the XXX in XXXVIII.

The commercials sucked this year, but at least halftime wasn't that bad as when Janet and Justin were on.
See also: pervert

by jesster79 February 11, 2005