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TIBS by SAN January 4, 2015
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Someone you haven’t met but has the potential to be attractive. Spotting that potential, the first person to call tibs gets her. Derives from Trevor’s dibs in Latin
“What a smokin mama! I call tibs!”

“Darn i wish I called tibs!”
Tibs by Bigbootyjew1996 December 29, 2020
U gets rejected from harvard

U: Damn it!

V: Now don't be swearin'

U: fine,Tibs
tibs by eathroho June 10, 2009

Tibs Eve 

The eve before Christmas Eve, December 23rd.
The stores were madness on Tibs Eve, everyone doing their last minute christmas shopping.
Tibs Eve by tibseve596 December 28, 2011

got the dibs on the tibs 

The expression means you're going to be the best or achieve the highest possible result in any given situation. The phrase originated from a player named CrazyPsychopath (Twitch name: Praetor Pyro) in the game Command and Conquer Rivals. The highest league in the game is Tiberium league, thus, to get the "dibs on the tibs" is to say that you're going to either be in Tiberium league first or you're going to get double Tiberium (with both factions) soon, as you're striving to get there.
Don't worry, bro, I got this, I got the dibs on the tibs.

Tib's Eve 

December 23rd. In Newfoundland tradition, it's the day you get drunk and celebrate Christmas with all of your friends, before having to spend all of your time with your family.
A sacred practice, you don't miss Tib's eve lightly.
B'ys are gettin' smashed fer Tib's eve wah?
Tib's Eve by truckly November 25, 2011
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